Small Feet

from A Brief History of Tymm by Robin Tymm

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With his smile dialled to dazzle and his tan fixed to perma
His biceps are bigger and his buttocks are firmer
But I saw him in the shower and I hate to break the news
Take a look down at his shoes

CHORUS
He’s got small feet, he’s got small feet
It might mean in some departments he is somewhat incomplete
Tiny and discreet, compact and petite
I’m only saying your new boyfriend’s got small feet

He likes to play the big man, show the world just what he’s worth
He’ll whip out his bulging wallet, love that leather, feel the girth
But what’s he keeping in his trousers, hid away from prying eyes
If I were you I’d check out this guy’s sneaker size

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
He’s got a full head of hair, he’s got a rapier wit
You can’t have found that little part of him that always fails to fit
I know I didn’t measure up in all the ways that he stands tall
You could forgive him one shortcoming if it weren’t so very small

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He went to Harvard, then to med school and he’s always made the grade
He’s got a useless piece of paper that he calls an M.B.A.
But in one respect I think you’ll find he’s less than qualified
Child-size footwear tells no lies

REPEAT CHORUS

CHORUS
He’s got small feet, he’s got small feet
It might mean in some departments he is somewhat incomplete
Microscopic and effete
It’s two veg without the meat
I’m only saying your new boyfriend’s got small feet
I’m only saying your new boyfriend’s got small feet
I’m only saying your new boyfriend’s got small feet

© 2013 Robin Tymm
1st April 2013

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from A Brief History of Tymm, released July 22, 2017

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